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Question - Why was the computer cold?

Answer - It forgot to close its windows!

Question - What do you call a famous archer?

Answer - A shooting star!

Question - Why is the math book so unhappy?

Answer - Because it's full of problems!

Question - How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Answer - He felt his presents!

Question - Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Answer - Because he couldn't control his pupils!

Question - When does a teacher carry birdseed?

Answer - When there is a parrot-teacher conference!

Question - What is a pirate's favorite subject?

Answer - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!

Question - What did the math teacher have for dinner?

Answer - Pi!

Question - Why did the student bring plastic scissors to lunch?

Answer - He wanted to cut in line!

Question - Why did the boy walk backwards to school?

Answer - Because it was back to school day!

Question - What state do pencils come from?

Answer - Pencil-vania!

Question - What do smart birds like to study?

Answer - Owl-gebra!

Question - How do bees get to school?

Answer - They ride the school buzz!

Question - Which spelling word is always spelled incorrectly?

Answer - Incorrectly!

Question - What did the alien say to the book?

Answer - Take me to your reader.