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Question - How many words are in Webster's Dictionary?
Answer - 29 days. The tree is half as big as the 30th day, so its halfway on the 29th day.
Question - How many words are in Webster's Dictionary?
Answer - Two!
Question - Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Answer - Sorry, I'm still working on it!
Question - How do bees get to school?
Answer - On the school buzz!
Question - What do you get when you cross a spider with a computer?
Answer - A web page!
Question - Why was the computer cold?
Answer - It forgot to close its windows!
Question - What do you call a famous archer?
Answer - A shooting star!
Question - Why is the math book so unhappy?
Answer - Because it's full of problems!
Question - How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
Answer - He felt his presents!
Question - Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Answer - Because he couldn't control his pupils!
Question - When does a teacher carry birdseed?
Answer - When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
Question - What is a pirate's favorite subject?
Answer - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!
Question - What did the math teacher have for dinner?
Answer - Pi!
Question - Why did the student bring plastic scissors to lunch?
Answer - He wanted to cut in line!
Question - Why did the boy walk backwards to school?
Answer - Because it was back to school day!
Question - What state do pencils come from?
Answer - Pencil-vania!
Question - What do smart birds like to study?
Answer - Owl-gebra!
Question - How do bees get to school?
Answer - They ride the school buzz!
Question - Which spelling word is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer - Incorrectly!
Question - What did the alien say to the book?
Answer - Take me to your reader.
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