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Joke Page!

 

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Question - How many words are in Webster's Dictionary?

Answer - 29 days. The tree is half as big as the 30th day, so its halfway on the 29th day.

 

Question - How many words are in Webster's Dictionary?

Answer - Two!

 

Question - Do you want to hear a construction joke?

Answer - Sorry, I'm still working on it!


 

Question - How do bees get to school?

Answer - On the school buzz!


 

Question - What do you get when you cross a spider with a computer?

Answer - A web page!

 


 

Question - Why was the computer cold?

Answer - It forgot to close its windows!


 

Question - What do you call a famous archer?

Answer - A shooting star!


 

Question - Why is the math book so unhappy?

Answer - Because it's full of problems!


 

Question - How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Answer - He felt his presents!


 

 

Question - Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Answer - Because he couldn't control his pupils!


 

Question - When does a teacher carry birdseed?

Answer - When there is a parrot-teacher conference!


 

Question - What is a pirate's favorite subject?

Answer - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!


 

Question - What did the math teacher have for dinner?

Answer - Pi!


 

Question - Why did the student bring plastic scissors to lunch?

Answer - He wanted to cut in line!


 

Question - Why did the boy walk backwards to school?

Answer - Because it was back to school day!


 

Question - What state do pencils come from?

Answer - Pencil-vania!


 

Question - What do smart birds like to study?

Answer - Owl-gebra!


 

Question - How do bees get to school?

Answer - They ride the school buzz!


 

Question - Which spelling word is always spelled incorrectly?

Answer - Incorrectly!


 

Question - What did the alien say to the book?

Answer - Take me to your reader.


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